Panoramic postcard from Roskilde Denmark reads : Wish you were hereBackside of postcard. Reads in Swedish: Go to hell. See you in court.

The Fabled Roskilde Postcard...

...or how I got 'fired' after I already quit Nauru. Curious folk have asked if I still have it. Indeed I do. Even more curious folk have asked if they can see it. Well, I guess this answers your question.